2012 election guide

U.S. presidential politics plays every four years, an ancient, non-partisan script: Virtue is dyed, thrown in the ass.

1698, Meteorologia, Philisophico the San Francisco Reinzler released all rights, a large meteorological signs weather and political and guidance of reading by astrology astrology to make correct political decision-making.

If this seems strange, often consider politicians insist a wet finger in the air to identify the direction of the wind. Maybe "you do not need a weather man to tell which way the wind blows, but taking into account the current atmospheric conditions are not politicians say or do. We all know what happened to President Bush when he misunderstood the signs, Hurricane Katrina augered.

The sign of a great end of the book - those popular volumes from the 16th and 17th centuries instructions symbolic illustrations - Meteorologia POLITICA Philisophico still fresh when originally published.

For example, in the above picture, bright, dazzling city on a hill, is the attack of the meteor shower, that the opposition party. This is the time the snake.

The most important, we learn that it is not only lonely at the top, which is very dangerous when the sky, thunder, lightning tower of strength. The President may wish to squat style, and spend the weekend at Camp David, Far from the Madding Crowd.

This is an all-out attack Congress, Capitol pillar angry citizens to strike lightning hit.

At the same time, in the House of Representatives has not been very good. The old room floor primaries has plummeted serving officers, killing career. Zeus throwing lightning, the people are angry, no one is safe.

But never fear, Germany, inhibiting the past four years, will rise, after the conquest of the election. After that, Germany will be slow but inevitable destruction, until four years later, she was like a Gorgon, must be re-adopted another wash clean cleaning, the rotation period. Then, of course, she would hang out dry.